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OH AND UNICORNS this is so girly
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Posted on 10th Sep at 1:59 AM, with 142,939 notes
outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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stop

why is this so funny?

Posted on 10th Sep at 1:59 AM, with 4,369 notes
"I was fat when you messaged me."
— Ancient fat girl proverb, uttered when a dude gets rude after being rejected on an online dating site. (via fatgirldangerous)
Posted on 9th Sep at 11:36 PM, with 268 notes

FILMS WATCHED IN 2014 × 
→ Amelie (2001) "Sans toi, les émotions d’aujourd’hui ne seraient que la peau morte des émotions d’autrefois. [Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday’s]."

Posted on 9th Sep at 11:36 PM, with 352 notes

officialartemis said: did u know that in texas it's not legal to hand out condoms in school during sex ed classes???

misandry-mermaid:

Hmmmmm why might that be?  Couldn’t be that the unwanted and forced pregnancy of teenagers widens the career, income, and educational gap between women and men, especially effecting women of color, which falls perfectly in line with a conservative christian utopia right?  Nah, can’t be.  That’s just too convenient.

Posted on 9th Sep at 11:34 PM, with 656,766 notes

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

Posted on 9th Sep at 11:33 PM, with 81,430 notes

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

Posted on 8th Sep at 2:07 AM, with 331,025 notes
keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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