mymelochan:

instead of the MET gala i am more concerned with the WET GALA (jabroni_mike’s twitch stream) (wet due to piss and cum)

pluto123456978:

lucydacusgirl:

I think <3 is the most important word in human language. Where would we be without it

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

catchymemes:

i have not bought an ironing board nor an iron for my house that i own for two years so far and i live close enough to my parents that i could just Go There to iron clothes

guerrillatech:

papasmoke:

txttletale:

this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen im in tears of laughter. (right axis) . this is a work of fucking art

As you all can see when I started to purchase $10 pocket knives at gas stations in late 2017 and continued to do so once a year every year the gap between my annual military expenditure and that of the U.S. quickly began to close.

here’s the corrected graph

orsocore:

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